Old Person Joke

Alright...I was just over at The Parkway Reststop, and he has a great story about old "party poopers"...seems that some people don't like it when old codgers start bumping uglies...anyway, live and let live, that's what I say...Hell, if they can get it going at that age, LEAVE THEM ALONE...but when I was reading that article, I was reminded of a joke I once heard...I can't find it on the net, so here is my version....

One day at the retirement home, Bob, a 84 year old man, spies Mary across the cafeteria...Mary is a quite attractive 80 year old woman...anyway, Bob approaches Mary, and whispers in her ear..

"I'll give you a hundred bucks to make love with me tonight in my room.."

Well, old Mary looks him up and down and says, "I'm shocked that you would ask me such a thing! No, of COURSE I won't come to your room for sex!"

Well, the next day, old Bob sees her again, and approaches her..."Mary, you are SO GORGEOUS, I'll give you 200 dollars to have sex with me tonight in my room...."

Mary, still quite perturbed, says, "NO, you old pervert, LEAVE ME ALONE!"...

Old Bob is not one to be put off, so, the next day he tries again...."Mary, you beauty, I'll give you 500 dollars to come to my room tonight and make love to me..."

Mary eyes him up and down...asks him how old he is....and secretly, to herself, thinks about all the stuff she could buy with that 500 bucks....so, she says to Bob..."OK, Bob...meet me in my room at midnight, and we'll make mad, passionalte love...and don't forget to bring the money..."

Later that night, Bob arrives at Mary's door, and when he opens the door, he sees that Mary is already in bed, he turns off the light, strips down, and jumps into bed with her....after 15 minutes, Bob rolls off Mary and says...

"Mary, that was the best sex I've ever had...you were soooo tight!! If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have given you a 1000 dollars!!

Mary rolls over and says to Bob..."If I'd known you could have gotten it up, I'd have taken my pantyhose off"..

baaaa dump dump....yeah welll...I thought it was funny...

by Eric on October 24, 2003 | Comments(5) | Jokes
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Comments so far:

You lucky bastard... getting to switch to Moveable Type. One of these days, when I have webspace and a silly amount of extra money, maybe my site can be on the client where it belongs as well...

*le sigh*

posted by: Shem on October 24, 2003 05:27 PM

Hey Shem, this little baby doesn't cost me a dime! The hosting is free, and I bought the domain for about 10 bucks when I first started on blogspot...so, if you can spare 10 bucks, I can point you in some good directions...seriously, having your OWN blog is quite a feeling!! Ha!

posted by: Eric on October 24, 2003 05:31 PM

heh heh heh he.... Ewwwwwww!

I'll have to remember that one, though.

And yes, MT rocks!

posted by: scorpy on October 25, 2003 08:30 AM

Hosting is free?!?

Tell me how. Promptly.

*waves $10 bill*

posted by: Shem on October 25, 2003 03:01 PM

Shem - email me so that I can get your address, and I'll send you in the direction of some VERY helpful people..

posted by: Eric on October 26, 2003 03:08 PM