Straight White Guy Hell

I am currently in the Straight White Guy version of living hell....Over the weekend, I made some purchases at a Video/Music store...I bought myself a DVD & CD set of the Rat Pack...recorded off some of their stage performances...I listened to it all the way back from Gatlinburg..Dean Martin is just awesome...anyway, I ALSO bought a DVD of ABBA for my wife...she loves them...I can't stand them....but, I knew it would make her happy, so I bought it for her as a surprise....and, true to form, she loved it...

...but, Brothers and Sisters....I'm paying for it now....for as I sit here, typing furiously on this keyboard, she is watching the DVD....and she has BEEN watching that damn thing for the past hour and a HALF...there must be 50 damn songs on that thing...and she's SINGING along with every one of them....I'm truly in Straight White Guy hell....had I known it was that long, there is no way in HELL that I'd have bought it for her....

oh lord...I need more Scotch....she's singing again..."gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight"....please...someone just shoot me now....

by Eric on October 26, 2003 | Comments(2) | Psycho Rants

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After a while, my hubby hid my copy of "Grease" for the very same reason.
This is why, when I bought "Little Shop of Horrors" I bought a secret backup copy. :)

posted by: LeeAnn on October 26, 2003 08:28 PM

OMG...the wife has "Grease" as well...I'm doomed...

posted by: Eric on October 26, 2003 08:37 PM