Bad Joke of the Day

Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

baaaaaa dump dump.....yeah, I know....pretty lame, but isn't what you have come to expect around here? heh...

by Eric on October 29, 2003 | Comments(2) | Jokes
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Comments so far:

That was good. lol

posted by: amy on October 29, 2003 10:39 AM

Hey, dude... my mom sent me that same joke in an e0mail about two weeks ago... except bush pees in it... so its a golden urinal... good one.

posted by: The Bartender on October 30, 2003 09:53 PM