In Response..MY side of the Story..

Well, for those of you who are a bit intrigued by THIS STATEMENT....let me explain....

...no, there is too much...let me sum up....

This young lady was telling a story at the cabin.......someone suggested that she needed a good spanking....I don't recall who exactly that was, but when THAT had been said, she changed her story, and said something like..."Oh, that reminds me of ANOTHER story!..."....and she began to tell us about her Mother getting spanked by her date...anyway, yeah...this just keeps getting better and better...so, being nearly drunk....well...a'hem...a LOT drunk, I piped up and said...."What kind of spanking was he giving your Mother?"...

...now, at this point, everyone's ears perked up....I think that most of the people in the room thought there WAS only one kind of spanking....anyway, she rose to the bait, and said..."Uh, what do you mean?"....

So, I said....well, when you heard them, was it like "Smack! OWW!...Smack! OWWW!!"....or was it more like..."Thump, Click, Ungghhh....Thump, Click, Uhhhh".....which is usually followed by either a bad 70s soundtrack, or shouts of "Ohhhh BAYYYBEEEE"...

See....one is a "spanking" being given by a hand to her poor Mother...and the OTHER one is a "Nut Spanking"...as in...spanking her ass with your nuts...sorry...once again, I am TOTALLY lowering the tone of this blog....but, I must say, I was NOT the one who mentioned this...but since people are going to read it and be curious...you now know that there are indeed TWO types of spanking....Heh...

So, a new phrase was introduced to all attending.....nut spanked....

by Eric on November 03, 2003 | Comments(2) | Psycho Rants
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Comments so far:

I believe that some other creative people in the room came up with other euphemisms right away, such as "Ball-Smacked," "Scrotum-Slapped," and somebody mentioned "Pussy-Whipped" in there, too, where the spanker becomes the spankee.

I think. I don't know. Maybe I dreamed the entire thing.

posted by: Acidman on November 3, 2003 05:25 PM

Hell, you may be right, Acidman...that was one helluva night...I think I need to organize one up here on the ranch in the spring...a blogmeet, not a spanking, that is..we can sit on the deck and bbq some ribs..

posted by: Eric on November 3, 2003 05:34 PM