Chivalry is NOT Dead..

Bad Language Alert....sorry folks...

I've been reading more blogs today than writing....and one theme seems to be circulating right now in the blogosphere....Chivalry is least it APPEARS to be when you start reading some of the crazy bastards out there...Trolls to the left of me..Trolls to the right of me....Asshelmeted VOLVO-MEN in front of me....well, DAMMIT, I'm about to "Volley and Thunder".....I swear to GOD, I've had ENOUGH.......I am not a violent person...even in SPITE of what the Corps taught me...but, if you threaten me OR my family, you will find yourself damaged...It's not because I am a big man, or a tough man, good at fighting, is because, deep down, I am a fair man...You have your beliefs, and I respect long as you don't try to enforce them upon ME...when you do that, you're in for a fight...we ALL should treat each other with fairness and respect...if you don't, then you are an asshole, and you deserve to get thumped....

Hell, maybe I'm just having a bad day or something, but right now, I have three overwhelming urges....

1. To fly to Sweden and kick the ever-loving shit out of Volvoman...I'd like to see that fucking smarmy retard try that shit while I'm there...

2. To drive to Hotlanta and have lunch with Donnie and PRAY those psycho-fucknuggets show up...


3. Drive to Savannah and sit on the Acidman's front porch...


by Eric on November 05, 2003 | Comments(12) | Psycho Rants
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Comments so far:

I call "Shotgun !"

posted by: siso on November 5, 2003 06:43 PM

Someone had one to many single malts tonight.

posted by: Jonathan on November 5, 2003 07:42 PM

Hey, Let's go shit the beat out of someone... anyone... fuck 'em all!

posted by: The Bartender on November 5, 2003 08:01 PM

Then let's go grab a few cold ones over at Madfish Willie's and chase down one of the Corner of the Bar Babes for a mud wrestling match!

posted by: The Bartender on November 5, 2003 08:04 PM

What the fuck is it with the trolls? They've made me do something that I've NEVER done before, which is delete comments and ban IPs.

I'm with you, Eric. I want to kick some ass.

posted by: Acidman on November 5, 2003 08:27 PM

Can I catch ride.

posted by: ken on November 5, 2003 09:35 PM

Looks like I have my own knight. Thanks, darling.

I love that.

posted by: Helen on November 6, 2003 02:10 AM

You have Texan backup.

posted by: Shem on November 6, 2003 02:45 AM

Aw hail, ya'll, don't git ol' stupid-Donnie fightin' on folk agin - Bejus is fresh outta bail money.

Hmmm, then agin, if'n curly-Haid gits locked up in the hoosegow, an' Bejus don't bail 'im out, Bejus kin set in his fort with Mrs. Donnie an' console her with his compassion...

Ya'll git busy fightin', Bejus is hot an' bothered now.


posted by: Bejus on November 6, 2003 07:30 PM

If you're heading to Acidman's and want a (LARGE) side trip beforehand, come pick me up! I'm only a few states away...okay maybe a little more but dammit, Canada isn't THAT far away!

posted by: elskliv on November 6, 2003 09:31 PM

Eric Acidman's man front prorch is small but we can fake the back porch As for Canada just don"t tell them that your whole reason for going there is because you can you will find yourselves in the get searched immediately line thank goodness
that Rick was the driver not Janet or me by the way your fixing your mistakes was a wee bit difficult thank God That I pretend that I can type LOL Georgia

posted by: Georgia on November 6, 2003 09:59 PM

stop by and pick me up, I'm on the way! Trolls should be forced back under the rock from which they came from...then the rock should be slammed down until...well you get the vivid picture.

posted by: chaos on November 7, 2003 06:40 PM