The Truth Hurts....

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before
the crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Texas and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Here, hold my beer and watch this."

by Eric on November 10, 2003 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far:

Old joke, but still a good one!

posted by: drc on November 10, 2003 07:27 AM

Or: "I saw them Hazzard boys do this once."

posted by: LeeAnn on November 10, 2003 11:31 AM