I'm Worried...

Ok, I was just over at my old blogspot site looking for that post about Hookers and Cosmos...and it struck me....after moving to MT, I have gotten a LOT less dirty..is this a good thing?...ahhh, screw it...time for some more gutter scraping...and, as George Thorogood would say..."and AWAAAY we gooo!"

THIS article is enough to make you want to do a BUNCH of things all at once...1. Puke yer guts out...2. Hunt down the chef, and gut him with his Ginsu knife...and 3. see if it is used...you might need it later...heh...

Four women sue Irvine restaurant after one says she found condom in her chowder
Associated Press

SANTA ANA, Calif. - Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year.

Laila Sultan said she was eating at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on Feb. 26, 2002, when she bit into something rubbery.

"We said, `Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions.

When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom.

Good LAWD...is she HONESTLY trying to say that she couldn't tell the difference between a CLAM and an OVERCOAT?...

by Eric on November 11, 2003 | Comments(7) | Psycho Rants
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Comments so far:

She ate the clam-juice.

posted by: Acidman on November 11, 2003 08:40 PM

Hey, at least it wasn't a used condom!

posted by: suzi on November 12, 2003 12:42 AM

Heh..I thought you guys would like that story!

posted by: Eric on November 12, 2003 06:34 AM

Wonder what she would've found had she opted to try the tuna. Hmmmm...

posted by: Helen on November 12, 2003 06:35 AM

Helen - that question TRULY boggles the mind..

posted by: Eric on November 12, 2003 07:03 AM

I was wondering why you were being such a pussy lately? I mean crapola, my little sister can do better'n you been doin! What the fuck?

I think you just need to spend more time at Madfish Willie's drinking with Harvey and Blackfive instead of tiptoeing thru the tuplips over here. Now you get me a beer... and straighten your ass up!


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posted by: The Bartender on November 12, 2003 03:42 PM

Well, I think it's time to quote one of my favorite movie lines...from Lonesome Dove...

"Smacking a surly Bartender ain't much of a crime!"

Bartender, you rumpwrangler, shut the hell up and get me a Scotch and water...and not so much damn water this time, you cheap bastard..I'll be right over there with some more dirty jokes...

posted by: Eric on November 12, 2003 05:56 PM