A Royal Family Joke

I'm sure that by now everyone has heard of about the troubles ole Prince Charles is having in the British tabloids....the fact that the Prince might be a little bent in that direction is of no surprise to me...I mean, c'mon....anyway, in the spirit of taking the piss out of the Royal Family, let me serve you up a fresh and steaming e-mail joke I just received...heh...

On the evening of the Royal wedding, Sophie was becoming somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire: Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over, Sophie's feet were in agony.

When Sophie and Edward withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing she could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off.

The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Sophie was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one."

This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Edward exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"

by Eric on November 12, 2003 | Comments(3) | Jokes
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Comments so far:

Now that was funny!

posted by: ken on November 12, 2003 05:16 PM

You're a bad, bad man !

posted by: siso on November 12, 2003 05:24 PM

HA! I loved that joke...glad you guys did too...

posted by: Eric on November 12, 2003 06:39 PM