Conservative Bumper Stickers...

I just found this over at Strange Cosmos....and I thought I'd share...heh..

VOTE DEMOCRAT or we will pull your file

Ignore the Media...Think for yourself.

STOP SOCIALISM.... IMPEACH CLINTON!

I THINK, THEREFORE I VOTE REPUBLICAN

"Annoy a liberal, Work Hard and Smile."

If Clinton's against it, it MUST be good.

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

Poor Bill...Stuck with Hillary!
Poor Hillary...Stuck with Bill!
Poor US...Stuck with both of em!

"Earth First! We'll log the other planets later."

Gotta Over Regulate Everything

After finishing taxes, I owed the IRS $1.46.
I'm sure at least $500 was spent to file my check.

Ever notice how all the "CELEBRATE DIVERSITY" bumper stickers look the same?

PLEASE WORK HARDER! THERE ARE MILLIONS ON WELFARE COUNTING ON YOU.

"I'm not politcally correct I AM RIGHT"

FIGHT CRIME... SHOOT BACK!

Asking government to fight greed is like asking Adolph Hitler to fight racism.

AMERICA DOES NOT OWE YOU A LIVING.

"Clinton for President--Anything to get him the hell out of Arkansas!"

"Stop global whining."

VOTE REPUBLICAN ITS LESS TAXING

If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

"A Liberal knows as much about Economics as Hitler did about Human Rights."

Spotted Owls taste like chicken.

Be a hero, save a whale. Save a baby, go to jail.

Money's not everything, But it will keep the DNC in touch

Nancy picked the silverware. Barbra picked the China. Hillary picked the Cabinet.

VOTE DEMOCRATIC: It's easier than getting a Job!

If We're Not Supposed to Eat Animals, Why Are They Made Out of Meat?

I am Clinton of Borg: Your wealth will be assimilated!

I LOVE ANIMALS.....THEY TASTE GREAT

"Gun Control Is Being Able To Hit Your Target"

"Only an (picture of democrat donkey) would vote Democratic."

CLINTON'S Motel 1600
Call 1-800-DNC-DONR

Don't blame me! - I voted republican!

Friends don't let friends vote democrat.

"Save a Tree: Eat a Beaver."

"POLITICALLY CORRECT? - bite me!"

DON'T FEEL MY PAIN! FEEL MY WALLET... IT'S EMPTY!

"If we're RIGHT, what are you?"

CLINTON DIDN'T INHALE; HE JUST SUCKS!

by Eric on November 13, 2003 | Comments(5) | Jokes
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Comments so far:

Those are good. It's too hard to pick a favorite, but "America does not owe you a living" is close.

posted by: suzi on November 13, 2003 11:41 AM

If guns cause crime, pencils cause mis-spelled words.

posted by: Sunny on November 18, 2003 12:46 PM

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posted by: Jimbo on November 21, 2003 04:53 PM

CELEBRATE the Second Amendment

posted by: Al on December 31, 2003 09:24 AM

Gun Control: Using Both Hands

posted by: chuck on January 3, 2004 02:50 PM