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Top 25 Strange Children's Books *Not* recommended by the National Library Assoc.

25. The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civilians.

24. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge..

23. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.

22. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.

21. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.

20. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose.

19. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.

18. The Tickling Babysitter

17. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides.

16. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.

15. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.

14. Babar Meets the Taxidermist and Becomes a Piano.

13. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.

12. David Duke's World of Imagination.

11. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.

10. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.

9. Legends of Scab Football.

8. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina.

7. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer.

6. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to All of them.

5. Ed Beckley's Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse.

4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.

3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.

2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.

1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.

Courtesy of Strange Cosmos...

by Eric on November 17, 2003 | Comments(6) | Jokes

Comments so far:

How about: Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.
Or: The Wonderful World of Electrical Outlets
Or one more: Dora the Explorer and the LSD Forest

Nice kicks Eric. I will come back often.

posted by: gooseneck on November 17, 2003 10:47 AM

HA! Those are pretty good, gooseneck! Glad you enjoyed them!

posted by: Eric on November 17, 2003 11:32 AM

I thought the joke was gonna go somewhere else with "Curious George."

posted by: The Commissar on November 17, 2003 04:49 PM

Raise the Flag!! So seldom does really "new" material appear on th net. It really is true that "everything old is new again." This list cracked up one perverted ole granny today!! LOL

posted by: Indigo on November 17, 2003 09:16 PM

God, I am STILL laughing about the Peter Rabbit/Care Bears ones.

Whew. Thanks for that!

posted by: Helen on November 18, 2003 04:33 AM

Thanks...glad you all liked them...my personal fav was "the boy who died from eating all his vegetables"...only veggies I've been eating lately are onion rings and freedom fries...

posted by: Eric on November 18, 2003 04:31 PM