HOLYYYYYY SHIT

I am number 1 on the google search for "Johnny Wilkinson circumcised"....I hate this fucking blog....how in the WORLD am I supposed to put up funny comments and shit when weirdos are only FINDING this site by searching for shit like that...

On a lighter note, the Wife is watching "Full Metal Jacket" right now...and I can hear Ermey in the living room...."You can give your HEART to JESUS...but your ASS belongs to the CORPS"...so, I'm gonna have to call off bloggin in a while and go watch the movie...also, she is making grilled salmon and asparagus for dinner....so, if I survive, I'll be bloggin again in the morning...if not, just find a link to "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd and play a memorial to me...I always wanted that to be my funeral song....

Off to see Donnie on his chatroom...and after that, it's Full Metal Jacket and Asparagus for me....damn....g'night....

UPDATE:...Donnie's Chatroom is broken..oh wait...it's fixed...sorry...

by Eric on November 24, 2003 | Comments(4) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

At least you don't have googler's looking for "michael jackson genetalia" visiting your blog.

Sigh...

posted by: Rob on November 25, 2003 12:37 AM

Oooh, I love Salmon and Asparagus. (I've been on Atkins for about 6 months, and I still love Salmon and Asparagus. I like the Asparagus sauteed in olive oil with salt and pepper.)

Appropo of nothing:
My father was a Marine in Korea, though on the main line of resistance after things had settled down a bit. I got him to read Heinlein's _Starship Troopers_ and he liked it, though his comment on that was "They were a lot more into intellectual stuff in boot camp than when I went through."

His reaction to Black Hawk Down was similar to both mine and his to "To Live and Die in LA," decent movie, but documenting a huge cluster that was painful to watch. I don't know how to run a raid, but I can run an informant, as could he, and both films were watching a train wreck in slow motion.

Hindsight is so 20-20, isn't it?

Hey, I stayed away from the pale one, anyway!

posted by: Leo on November 25, 2003 03:49 AM

Okay, you keep telling us about these weird, freaky searches. But, uh, your brain initiated those searches, no?

At least you come up on a search. I do not. Ever.

posted by: Key on November 25, 2003 11:01 AM

No, Key, you misunderstand......those are the "referrals" listed in my sitemeter....those are people searching for that weird crap, and finding ME!...

posted by: Eric on November 25, 2003 12:05 PM