Miss Ugly??

Well, THIS certainly is a new take on the whole beauty pageant world...

"The winner of China's Miss Ugly competition has beaten to 50 rivals to clinch 7,000 worth of cosmetic surgery.

Zhang Di, 26, won on the basis that her appearance would most benefit from plastic surgery.

"My small eyes, flat nose and poor skin have been such a burden to me," she said."

by Eric on December 09, 2003 | Comments(4) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

I'm ok with plastic surgery, actually, but it's a wee bit strange to have a beauty pageant (or is that Non-Beauty Pageant?) for it. I'll tell you, as I get older, the more things start to fall down on me, the more I will pay to have them hitched back up!

posted by: Helen on December 9, 2003 10:52 AM

Good story, although a picture would have been nice. I also liked the link to the advertisement where the seven dwarfs take a growth compound, grow up, and have a polyamorous relationship with Snow White.

posted by: Velociman on December 9, 2003 06:48 PM

Heh, thanks, Velociman, but I've already posted one tooooo many 7 dwarf jokes....for instance, "I'm coming!".."mee too".."meee too"...so, I'm laying off the fairy tales for the time being...

posted by: Eric on December 9, 2003 07:24 PM

Helen: maybe calling it a "beauty pageant" was a bit of a stretch...BUT, I've seen THE photo...and, all of your bits that were visible seemed in no need to plastic surgery...hey..I'm just sayin'....

oh, and my logo won..;^)

posted by: Eric on December 9, 2003 07:42 PM