Joke of the Day..


1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"

5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."

6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."

8. "Don't p*& down my back and tell me it's raining."

9. "He's as country as corn flakes."

10. "This is gooder'n grits."

11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

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by Eric on December 11, 2003 | Comments(6) | Jokes

Comments so far:

LOL Those are good. I like this one too, "You can put your boots in the oven, that don't make it a roast."

posted by: JaxVenus on December 11, 2003 03:28 PM

For some reason, I really like #7.

posted by: Key on December 11, 2003 06:05 PM

Key: Well, today at work, I was 100% #11....

posted by: Eric on December 11, 2003 06:12 PM

Very funny! Thanks for sharing, Eric. I thought I had heard all this stuff, but there were some that were new to me. 7 and 11 for two!!! LOL

posted by: Indigo on December 11, 2003 08:33 PM

Number 11 sometimes references a hot tin roof instead of a marble floor. Leave out what he's doing and you should recognize it.

posted by: triticale on December 12, 2003 04:47 PM

Hey now, i represent those remarks!

posted by: Vigilance Matters on December 12, 2003 05:04 PM