Joke of the Century..

I've heard this one before, and it get's me everytime....I really like the way that kid thinks...

"One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and aid, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes"

Stolen from Sisoflexx on a SUNDAY, no less...

by Eric on December 14, 2003 | Comments(3) | Jokes

Comments so far:

What ? Do jokes observe the sabbath, or something ?

No one told me ! ;o)

posted by: siso on December 14, 2003 09:09 AM

You like that, you'll recognize this line...
"Hark! I hear the cannons roar!"
If you don't, I'll tell you the whole thing.

posted by: LeeAnn on December 14, 2003 09:12 AM

Siso: no, but STEALING a joke on a Sunday MUST be bad!

LeeAnn: Hmmm...I don't think I know that one...

posted by: Eric on December 14, 2003 09:21 AM