Written in the Cards...

As today's story unfolded...I watched FOX news....I read blogs..Hell, I even did my little Mick Jaggeresque happy dance in my living room......and, then, I remembered that Blackfive had something to say about this MONTHS ago....so, I wrote and asked him....and, sure enough, he had a "Happy Day" post back in October.....to quote....

"Ah, the only thing to make me happier would be for Saddam to be found on top of a stockpile of nerve agent. That and Osamma to be found with an SF bullet in his head. "

Sadly, Matt was only half right....soon, we WILL find out about the stockpile of Nerve Agent....but, we DIDN'T hear about the SF round to the head....why?....noooooo, not because some SF operative didn't pull the trigger...but, INSTEAD because Saddam was too worried about HIS ass being capped by the MORE than capable SF guys who had surrounded him....martyr, my ass...jihadist? Gimme a fucking break....my Mom's little weiner dog SOPHIE has more fucking nads than that prick......"So what, he was DISORIENTATED!!"....heh...just wait till he's had 72 hours with OUR Intel Services.....wanna talk about being DISORIENTATED.....heh...he'll be telling our troops just EXACTLY how many French Mirages were sent to his gov AFTER the 1991 UN Resolution.....THEN we'll see just which country has been violating UN Resolutions....bastards....and as for Osama? Well, if he isn't a damn DNA smear on a cave wall in Afghanistan, then I hope that THIS story lets him know EXACTLY what is in store for his murdering, sheep fucking ass....

by Eric on December 14, 2003 | Comments(6) | Psycho Rants
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posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on December 14, 2003 10:39 PM

Come on, now.
Murdering thousands, sure, but sheep fucking ?

Let's not get carried away, here !

Lucifer fucking, maybe. Let's leave the poor ovines out of it !

posted by: siso on December 14, 2003 11:30 PM

Really, Eric. On an issue this momentous, you should tell us exactly how you feel. ;^)

posted by: Indigo on December 15, 2003 12:09 AM

ROFLMAO! Eric, you do have a way with words!

posted by: suzi on December 15, 2003 01:59 AM

Heh - "disorientated."

Now THAT is Marinespeak if ever I heard it.

posted by: Mike the Marine on December 15, 2003 08:49 AM

Yep, Mike...I'd had a few tooooooo many drinks last night...Heh!

posted by: Eric on December 15, 2003 08:51 AM