Sex and the Hillbilly

Well, as most of you know by, alcohol, poetry, sex, masturbation, military history, sex, and jokes are just about all that I talk about around, THIS link to the Wandering Hillbilly shouldn't surprise you any at all...

"the long slow seduckshun of emily dickinsen smith taught me lots more bout sex n deesire. by time we finely dun the deed, we knew a lot bout each other n had talked a lot bout sex."

go forth, young'uns...and suckle at the teat of knowledge...Age and Experience over Youth and Enthusiasm ANY day....especially when it comes to rack-time...

by Eric on December 15, 2003 | Comments(2) | Psycho Rants

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A guy moved into his new home just outside Dothan, Alabama. One day, while out mowing the lawn, his huge and shirtless hillbilly neighbor came wandering over.
"Hey, man" the neighbor asked. "Wanna come over and party tonight?"
"Sure" he replied. "That's sounds fun."
"Well" the neighbor went on, "there's gonna be drinkin', fuckin', cock suckin', fightin', hell, we gonna do it all."
"How many people are coming" asked the man.
"People?" the redneck looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "It's just gonna be You and Me!"

posted by: werbinox on December 16, 2003 01:36 AM

You know how to tell if you have reached maturity?

When what you used to do all night,
You only have to do once, because you get it right the first time.

posted by: Bill on December 16, 2003 03:22 PM