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Top Ten Reasons Saddam Surrendered Without a Fight!

10. MOLD IN SPIDER HOLE GIVING HIM TERRIBLE SINUS HEADACHE.

9. COALITION PROMISED TO LET HIM WATCH THE BEARS-VIKINGS GAME FROM HIS CELL.

8. HEARD A RUMOR THAT ALL WAS FORGIVEN.

7. RAN OUT OF CARB BLOCKER. AFRAID OF GAINING ALL THAT WEIGHT BACK.

6. TWO WORDS: INDOOR PLUMBING

5. WAS TOLD HIS SENTENCE WOULD BE COMMUTED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE IF HOWARD DEAN WINS IN 2004

4. AFRAID COALITION FORCES WOULD DIG UP HIS FAVORITE MASS GRAVE

3. CAN'T GET RUSH LIMBAUGH FROM TIKRIT

2. "F**k GEORGE W. BUSH!!! I'M STARVING."

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON SADAAM HUSSEIN GAVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT:

HOPING TO MEET JIMMY CARTER!!!!!!!

Thanks to Strange Cosmos...

by Eric on December 16, 2003 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far:

verr funny stuff, sir. whar do ye cum up with sum this stuff?

posted by: buddy don on December 16, 2003 07:51 AM

Well, buddy don, he picked this one up at Strange Cosmos, and then I picked it up from him!! Hey! What are friends for? ;^)

posted by: Indigo on December 16, 2003 06:52 PM