Bad Jokes of the Day

For some reason, I've got these crazy old jokes bouncing around in my head right now....and...since things are always slow on the weekends, I guess I should share....

Q: How do you catch a Rabbit?
A: You hide in the bushes and make carrot noises...

Q: How do you catch a Polar Bear?
A: You go up to the Arctic...and cut a hole in the ice....and sprinkle peas around the edge of the hole....and when the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole....

Q: How do you catch an Elephant?
A: You go to Africa...and you find a watering hole where Elephants drink...put up a sign that says "Watter for Elfants"....Elephants are very smart...so, when they come to the watering hole, they'll read the sign and start roll around on the ground laughing....now, when they are doing this, they are relatively harmless...so, you take a pair of binoculars, and look through them the wrong way...this will make the Elephants very small....so, while they are small, and rolling around on the ground, and harmless....you pick them up with a pair of tweezers and put them in a jar....

Yep...I know what you're thinking....and you are probably right...maybe sharing these wasn't such a good idea...heh.

by Eric on December 20, 2003 | Comments(3) | Jokes
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Comments so far:

That's alright, Eric, I had not heard them before. Thanks for the chuckles and smile.

posted by: Ms Anna on December 20, 2003 09:49 PM

I'm thinking it was the vermouth-soaked olives talking...

posted by: John of Argghhh! on December 21, 2003 10:48 AM

yep...you may be onto something there, John...

posted by: Eric on December 21, 2003 10:54 AM