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Sorry....these were just too good to pass up....heh...

Santa Pick Up Lines

#1: Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

#2: Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

#3: I've got something special in the sack for you!

#4: Ever make it with! a fat guy with a whip?

#5: I know when you've been bad or good... so let's skip the small talk!

#6: Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!)

#7: Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it.

#8: I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear.

#9: Screw the "NICE" list... I've got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!!

#10: Wanna join the "Mile High Reindeer" club?

Found at Strange Cosmos..

by Eric on December 23, 2003 | Comments(0) | Jokes

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