Fresh from the E-mail

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Canadian,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,
that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegal,
and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization!

by Eric on January 02, 2004 | Comments(3) | Jokes

Comments so far:

Not to quote Bob Seegar, or anything, buuut:

"Still the same, Baby, yeah, yer still the same..."

(And, I wanna read this one, too. I see words, like Princess Diana and shit and I wanna see it! lol)
I'mina go pout, now, kay? (lmao)

posted by: Stevie on January 2, 2004 01:41 PM

Dude, where's your text?

I can only see part of it. Is it still under construction?

Other than that, LOOKIN' GOOD!

posted by: Key on January 2, 2004 02:16 PM

In Explorer, when I click on "view" and then "text size" and then "larger" (to increase the size of your font for my aging eyeballs), some of the text disappears under the left column. If it not fixable, I'll just squint and try to read your site earlier in the evening. I wouldn't think of not reading it.

posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on January 2, 2004 02:32 PM