Ferret Propaganda...

Well, ladies and gentlemen....I stand before you tonight...a humbled man....I've lived these 30-odd years...some of them VERY odd...and only NOW do I realize that I have been a purveyor of "Ferret Propaganda"....and for this, I will be ashamed for the rest of my days....I posted a while back about Ben Stiller getting mauled by a ferret....after he'd been running down the street with it, it got pissed off...he stopped to give a girl a kiss, and the varmint bit him....I reported it...as it was reported on Ananova.com...and suddenly, I am the arch-nemesis of ferret owners...gimme a break here, people.....heh...sorry...I have nothing against ferrets...as a matter of fact, I have no regard for them either....one could almost say that I go MONTHS without even the tiniest THOUGHT of a ferret entering my mind....so, please quit commenting about a FACTUAL news article posted WEEKS ago....you are causing ferret thoughts to dance around in my brain....and that is the LAST thing I need.......move on, people....peace be upon you....

Oh...and for you guys who read this stuff...you might want to check their comments...personally, I had no idea that people who owned ferrets used terms like "Ferret Propaganda"....

by Eric on January 03, 2004 | Comments(8) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Allow me to roll my eyes and shake my head at these people. Some people are just wound waaaay to tight these days lol.

posted by: Jaded Angel on January 3, 2004 06:33 PM

Hey...I'm not making this up! hehehe

posted by: Eric on January 3, 2004 06:35 PM

I've owned ferrets. They were spayed and descented. They still stunk. They chew the shit out of anything they can get their hands on, too.

posted by: Geoffrey on January 3, 2004 09:21 PM

My experience with ferrets caused me to fucking hate them. I lived with a girl who owned two of them. It was like living with wild, feral creatures in the house, no different than if squirrels or other furry varmints had snuck into your house and you couldnt get rid of them. They continue to move when they shit and piss, so it goes everywhere. They DO chew everything. Dont leave books or writings on the floor, because they will be mauled and defecated on. I used to have dreams where I swung their bodies hard against a tree. I would wake up and think "Wow, I really hate them."


posted by: werbinox on January 4, 2004 01:46 AM

I suppose that this raging debate (here and at the original post) will ferret out the truth of the matter.

Sorry about that. I didn't have my morning walk and coffee yet.

posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on January 4, 2004 09:33 AM

I had a ferret that was so mean and stinky the only satisfying moment of ownership was giving him to my then-mother-in-law.
Two of a kind, they were. :)

posted by: LeeAnn on January 4, 2004 11:19 AM

::snort:: Good lord.. ferret propaganda indeed..

posted by: Kate on January 4, 2004 01:01 PM

They are a: cute. b. cuddly (when sleepy) c. stinky (descented or not) d. rodents, with all those rodent behaviors and e. really cool to play with - as long as they belong to someone else!

posted by: John of Argghhh! on January 4, 2004 02:04 PM