Fresh From the E-mail I sit....nursing a dang Gin and, don't get me wrong, I really enjoy a nice Gin and Tonic....but, dammit, I'm OUT of SCOTCH....wife is doing a booze-run tomorrow....and the Wild Turkey 101 I had as a reserve only lasted a few day away from Scotchfest 2004 at Straight White House, and I'm reduced to drinking an exquisite Bombay Saphire G & just sucks sometimes...ya know?...

Tonight, I have friends coming over for a, expect to hear about how I got my ass beat at shooting pool later tonight....and how I whipped ass at being the best liar of the bunch...

Anyway, enough of that crap....I just got an e-mail from a Blogger Who Shall Remain Nameless....due to her teetotal tendencies....;)....and it fit me right down to the you've seen this posted elsewhere, don't tell me..I don't care....if you have NOT seen this posted elsewhere...or at LEAST gotten it in your e-mail from a friend....then you have no friends, and probably need to get out more and quit reading it is....the list of TRUE friendship...feel free to add more if you feel froggy...

Here it is, a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ... I'll know you finally got some .

4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, ... I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed if you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

and the KICKER is that the Bloggeress who sent me this ended the e-mail with...."Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!", how cool is THAT?!

by Eric on January 07, 2004 | Comments(1) | Psycho Rants
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Spanky... your best friend is the guy has a truck when you are moving!

posted by: The Bartender on January 7, 2004 08:03 PM