The Chicago burbs..

uh...ok...ever heard the old chestnut..."it's better to be pissed off...than pissed ON?"....then, check out THIS story...dayum...

Falling goop most likely poop
January 8, 2004
BY ROBERT C. HERGUTH Transportation Reporter

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's . . . Actually, it's probably poop, and whether it came from a bird or a bathroom aboard an airplane, it's gross, say residents of an Oswego subdivision plastered in recent days with what police describe as "fecal matter."

The Ponds at Mill Race Creek subdivision in the far western suburb is under an O'Hare Airport flight path, so some residents initially suspected one or more planes unloaded lavatory waste over the community.

Damn, Matt...maybe you should stay in the city....it sounds like moving to the burbs is kinda scary.....with criminals breaking into your home, and shit raining down from the skies....heheheh

by Eric on January 12, 2004 | Comments(4) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Well, the main reasons that I don't want to move...

1. I have five coffees shops, 35 restaurants (ten good ones, anyway), 32 bars, pubs etc...all within six blocks. The kicker is being able to take a cab home after too many Laphroaigs.

2. No lawn, garden, sidewalk, or driveway to take care of in a condo. We have parks and beaches two blocks from here and I don't do shit to take care of them. I don't have gutters to clean, sod to lay, snow to shovel, etc. And I don't have to clean shit off of my building.

posted by: Blackfive on January 12, 2004 01:22 PM

32 pubs within 6 blocks?...Holy Moses!...I guess I can see where we'll be most of the time when I fly up to visit with the COTBG!

posted by: Eric on January 12, 2004 03:59 PM

If they cannot tell the difference between bird and airplane poop, they are completely retarded.

posted by: King of Fools on January 12, 2004 04:57 PM

.......... that's just disgusting.......I guess some people who are into that fetish could be happy in that area of town. Ewww.

posted by: Ashia` on January 12, 2004 07:34 PM