Beer Wench...

heh....you really gotta hand it to those Aussies.....how do they make it through those long cricket matches?....well, they provide a little eye-candy....who brings you BEER!....sounds like a good plan to me.....surely....we MUST have a sports event here in the US where a similar tactic could be employed....so...today's clarion call to battle shall be....

"A Beer Wench at Every Game"

EXOTIC dancer Cherri fetches brews at the cricket, and she can't understand what's causing all the froth and bubble.

The seasoned "beer wench" won't be able to make today's Australia v India day-night match at the MCG, but others will be on duty.

The beer wenches were brought into focus during this week's Sydney Test, when four women were thrown out of the SCG.

The women, paid to dress sexily and skip to the bar by groups in the outer, were ejected for supplying drinks to inebriated clients.

by Eric on January 13, 2004 | Comments(10) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Everyone needs a beer wench! For all occasions.

posted by: SayUncle on January 13, 2004 12:59 PM

Uh, huh.

I ask you, where the hell is MY beautiful cabana boy?

posted by: Key on January 13, 2004 01:20 PM

SayUncle: Yep...actually, I have a Scottish Scotch Wench...and she does a GREAT job..

Key: heh...when you come up to visit, I'll gladly fetch your Cosmopolitans while you chat with the Wife....

posted by: Eric on January 13, 2004 01:36 PM

When I was living somewhere else, I became good friends with an Aussie. I was invited to a Cricket match, and went, and also played.

Man, I'm telling you - after two days of drinking beer all day and night long - you'd play as well.

I love the Aussies. They've got it going on!!!

There's something to be said about "drinking while playing" as opposed to "drinking while watching"

They ain't got no "arm chair quarterbacks"

Know what I mean?

posted by: Sam on January 13, 2004 06:54 PM

Thanks Sam...I've had much the same experience while playing Rugby with a bunch of Scots...in spite of what you coach ever told you...drinking AND playing is a good thing..

posted by: Eric on January 13, 2004 07:10 PM

Yes Beer is good, although the farts really stink!

Did you know there's a site called Bigwhiteguy.com ?

posted by: Giles on January 14, 2004 11:42 AM

woohoo!

Sounds like a plan. Why don't you two show up at the meet Kelley's pulling together?

...Maybe if a few folks that I KNOW will go, I will too.

posted by: Key on January 14, 2004 06:35 PM

Giles: I had no idea about Big White Guy...I'll check it out....

Key: Sorry...can't make it to Kelley's meet-up...maybe next time!

posted by: Eric on January 14, 2004 08:05 PM

being a cricket-loving Aussie girl, I almost felt the need to defend these wenches. However I think they dug their own grave. No worries mate *grin*.

PS Sam, I like you :)

posted by: goldie on January 19, 2004 01:13 AM

Yep been there do that. It pays damn well too.

All you do is look nice and get beer.

The payment 60 aus and hour.

I recommended it. I enjoyed it you even get tips when they get really drunk. I say if they have the money to spend they may as well use it creatively. eg on me.

posted by: selina on February 3, 2004 12:30 AM