...ok...sorry for the lack of posting today.....I had obligations in Alabama to take care of....and, getting a chance to post here from deep in Auburn country was too much for me....I just couldn't manage it....so....after leaving home at 6am...and, just NOW getting back...I....to quote from the immortal "Good Morning, Vietnam"...."am in more dire need of a blowjob than any White Man in history"....but, hey....I'll settle for a Scotch...neat....yep...you heard that right...no water...no ice....this is no USUAL evening....tonight it is neat....I'm too damn tired to mess around with ice and water...just gimme a slug...I'm heading to bed...

G'night.....never fear, sweet people....dirty jokes.....and stories about young, enterprising Canadian lesbians will be once again on the agenda...in the morning...

Update: I've had some more ferret comments about Stiller and his bitten lip......great googly moogly....when will this torture STOP???

by Eric on January 14, 2004 | Comments(6) | SWG Stories

Comments so far:

There are about 3 single malts I drink neat, the rest that I drink have over 50% alcohol, so I need to add a wee bit of water to make sure I stay vertical enough for the next drink!

I hope the rest of your week isn't as tiring.

posted by: Jack on January 14, 2004 09:37 PM

The beauty of my job? I entertain customers, and I get to drink Macallan. I buy them that French shit, that Grey Goose. Which is awesome, don't misunderstand. But nothing grabs you like single malt. Fucking Ada.

posted by: Velociman on January 14, 2004 10:09 PM

Thanks, Guys...I was on the Talisker last night...and it worked nicely...

posted by: Eric on January 15, 2004 06:43 AM

Surely you know that the torture never stops!

O, and here's an Alabama joke for ya:

A little girl in Alabama goes to her father and asks "Daddy, can I go to the schoold dance?"
The dad say's "I dont know darlin', maybe if you blow me first."
Later, when the girl is done, she say's "Daddy, that tasted like shit!" and the father replies "Yeah? Well, your brother wanted to go. too."


posted by: werbinox on January 15, 2004 07:31 AM

Oh, Webinox, you stink.

Eric, I thought that no man was too tired for a blowjob.

posted by: Ms Anna on January 15, 2004 07:32 PM

heh, Ms Anna...some of us men might surprise you..;)

posted by: Eric on January 15, 2004 07:49 PM