Velocigod is Back..

...well...I got up this morning with no idea what to post about....I didn't get much blogging done yesterday...a combination of work, buying mountain bikes, watching DVDs, and drinking...was the culprit...so, not much insight bullshit from me yesterday....anyway, I watched "When Harry met Sally" and "Terminator 3"...back-to-back....those two movies ROCK..of course, Harry Connick fucked up the soundtrack by remaking some of the Armstrong versions...but, all in all, Connick kicks....sorry...where was I?...oh...right.....watching those two movies last night reminded me of the time that I watched "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"...followed by "Scarface"....I had the weirdest dreams EVER that night...

ANYWAY...sorry to keep losing my concentration wandering...I start checking the blogroll this morning, and BEHOLD! Velociman has posted....sadly, it seems he has some kind of medical condition...and, it sounds pretty painful...but, a man of his caliber will not be slowed by a mere third testicle suddenly sprouting...get out the nailclippers, dude...as Barney Fife would say..."Nip it in the bud.."...and, be sure to use lots of alcohol...internally AND externally....

by Eric on January 18, 2004 | Comments(3) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Jesus Holy Christ!!! Has the man never heard of antibiotics? His "therapy" of choice is extremely dangerous. If, instead of popping outward, as he hopes, the boil pops INWARD -- Oh well, if he hasn't heard of antibiotics, he probably hasn't heard of sepsis either.

posted by: Indigo on January 18, 2004 12:29 PM

Disclaimer: Any medical advice handed out by SWG should only be acted upon by extremely bored individuals...in no way does SWG accept responsibility for any damage..mental OR physical, that may result from you chopping, clipping, lancing, or in any other way, removing parts of your body...although...if you DO follow any advice posted here...and the resulting story is entertaining, you are honor bound to tell me about it..

posted by: Eric on January 18, 2004 01:13 PM

I was in control, until I got to the part about the "third testicle." (LOL)

posted by: Key on January 18, 2004 03:12 PM