The Morning Venom..

"If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."- - - Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it!".- - - Winston Churchill, in reply

"Do you mind if I smoke?"- - - Oscar Wilde (to Sarah Bernhardt)
"I don't care if you burn.".- - - Sarah Bernhardt, in reply

"You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease."- - - John Montague (to John Wilkes)
"That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."- - - John Wilkes, in reply

courtesy of Strange Cosmos

by Eric on January 20, 2004 | Comments(1) | Jokes

Comments so far:

thankee fer yer jokes. ye gut miz bd n me off to a good day, sir!

posted by: buddy don on January 21, 2004 07:10 AM