Joke of the Day...

Fresh from today's e-mail....and, in a way, in direct rebuttal to THIS....I leave you with...

Everyday I give thanks to my God
that I got a dick and drink like a sod.
I like to play sports, I love to get naked,
Is it our fault that you girls have to fake it?

I own lots of tools and don't mind putting on weight,
when I get ready for a party, my ass is never late.
I can actually drive a car and even change a tire,
my ability to produce children will never expire.

When a male is born, it is clearly heaven-sent,
that's why a woman ain't never been president.
I can pee without squatting, I've slept in a tent,
women's fatal flaw is that they are subservient.

First and foremost, my looks don't govern my life,
When I gain a few pounds, I don't go under the knife.
I don't read the nutrition labels, I like red meat,
if any women objects, she can just take a seat.

I don't own a hairdryer,I brush my hair with my hands,
I am considered the better gender in the majority of lands.
I admittedly desire a mirror on my bedroom ceiling,
I don't go cry when someone hurts my feelings.

Listen to me girls, I need to tell you something right quick,
it pertains to lovemaking and my almighty dick
That thing that you guard like treasure,
Men realize its true purpose is for pleasure.

Right at home is where all women should stay,
Cuz men are the ones that make the real pay.
Just cuz you can speak with prim and proper diction,
Doesn't mean you belong outside of the kitchen!!

yeah, yeah....I know...let the beatings commence....sheesh...it's SATIRE on this site, folks....

by Eric on January 22, 2004 | Comments(5) | Jokes

Comments so far:

While we all know, Eric, that you would never bitchslap your loyal, sometimes-inadvertently-photographed-semi-nude female audience by making this anything but satirical, I could name four male bloggers right off the bat that I bet have this carved in the wall of their caves. :)

posted by: LeeAnn on January 22, 2004 09:21 PM

Well, I'm not one, unless I get to see the semi-nudes. I DO have a mirror on my cave ceiling, though.

posted by: Velociman on January 23, 2004 12:02 AM

Never mind. I just saw the semi-nude. Let me tell you, LeeAnn, I see the potential.

posted by: Velociman on January 23, 2004 12:04 AM

I'm glad you understand me, LeeAnn...I love each and every one of my loyal female readers..like sisters, of course...heh...

posted by: Eric on January 23, 2004 08:04 AM

I remember the good ol' days when "it looks like a dick, only smaller" was a frequent part of my vocabulary. :-)

posted by: Orfinanny on January 23, 2004 08:20 AM