Link Orgy...

Okey dokey, children....I was listening to some old Buffett on the way home from work yesterday....and, I suddenly realized that I hadn't spread any linky love around lately...don't blame me, my MT install is hammered....and, as a result, my trackbacks haven't been working....so, this may be an exercise in futility...which wouldn't surprise me....most things around here are just that, but that's beside the point....so...without further delay, here is my Wednesday Link Orgy ...enjoy, kiddies....oh, and if you get linked in here under something totally weird, please be gentle with your hatemail...I was drinking when I did this...

This Hotel Room...as performed by Mr. Buffett...
Written by Steve Goodman, 1975

This hotel roomís gotta lotta stuff
Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth
Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
Well a light that comes on when I ainít home

I ainít home
I ainít home
You better leave a message ícause
I ainít home

They got an air conditioner for when Iím hot
A radiator for when Iím not
Two big chairs sittiní side by side
With a holy Bible and the tv guide

Tv guide
The tv guide
Great God almighty
Itís the tv guide

I gotta second story view from curb to curb
I gotta sign that reads do not disturb
A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies

Mirror that lies
A mirror that lies
That couldnít be me
In the gorilla disguise

They got a room service menu for food and drink
A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink
Two big pillows to rest my head
A magic fingers and a king-size bed

Put in a quarter
Turn out the light
Magic fingers makes ya feel alright

Uh feel alright
Feel alright
Magic fingers makes you feel alright

Uh this olí hotelís all right with me
They pay the postage if you lose the key
This hotel roomís gotta lot of stuff
But I do believe Iíve had enough

Called my baby said donít you pout
Iím packiní my bags and Iím checkiní out
Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
Stick a candle in the window Iím cominí home

Cominí home
Uh cominí home
Stick a candle in the window
Iím cominí home

by Eric on January 28, 2004 | Comments(4) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Now that is some fuckin' poetry. Here here.

posted by: Shem on January 28, 2004 02:01 PM

Out-fucking-standing!

posted by: The Bartender on January 28, 2004 03:39 PM

Double Out-fucking-standing!

posted by: Sam on January 28, 2004 08:52 PM

Amazing. Excellent.

posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on January 29, 2004 01:48 AM