For the Ladies...

...the morning after Valentine's... get lucky last night, did ya?.. well, according TO THIS, you might have just thought you did... but, there is a moral to this story, ladies... rather than faking it, just say "no"... we'll understand.... it's not fair to you, and it ain't fair to us guys who love ya...

"More to the point, if you're enjoying the journey without reaching the destination, there are better ways to let your beau know. Forget about Danielle Steele; think Romeo and Juliet, "Atlas Shrugged," even "The Princess Bride." If you're focusing on making your tryst porn-worthy, there's a good chance you're sacrificing the XOXO for the XXX. After all, where's the romance in a contrived climax?"

... personally, I like the idea of including "The Princess Bride" into the mix.. both "Have fun stormin' the Castle!"... and, "As you wish..." should be used liberally during the orgasm reaching project...

by Eric on February 15, 2004 | Comments(5) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Hah! Eric that's brilliant, I will be sure to have fun storming the castle :).

posted by: goldie on February 15, 2004 04:49 PM

"As you wish", Goldie... heh...remember.. be gentle...

posted by: Eric on February 15, 2004 05:07 PM

I dunno. I kinda like the subway tunnel scene in Atlas Shrugged.

posted by: Key on February 15, 2004 05:36 PM

DANG, Key! Happy Valentine's Day, by the way!

posted by: Eric on February 15, 2004 05:37 PM

And I will have fun swearing by my life and my love of it...

posted by: triticale on February 15, 2004 10:52 PM