Bad Joke of the Day..

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

courtesy of Strange Cosmos...

by Eric on February 17, 2004 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far: there I was thinkin I'd NEVER hear anythin worse than the Proclaimers.... about wrong.!!!!!!!

posted by: Midnight on February 17, 2004 05:17 PM

Midnight, you don't like the Proclaimers? Damn, man, I've been wearing that shit out!

posted by: Eric on February 17, 2004 06:10 PM