No Boobies.. dammit...

...anyone get the latest Sports Illustrated?... the Swimsuit Edition?.... personally, I like the idea of painted-on bikinis on hot babes... I'm for it... hell, those wonderful folks at SI even threw in a free CD with a Jimmy Buffett song on it.... hot babes and Buffett... win win.... until you try to load the damn CD... somehow, AOL got their dickfingered little hands on the situation, and managed ... totally... to fuck up a good thing.... it seems that you can't just pop the CD in and oogle hot chicks in painted on bikinis while kicking back with some Buffett.... ooohhhh.... no... a prompt comes up and asks you to install AOL on your PC.... if you say no, what do you get? ...that's right, children... the program closes... no AOL?, then no pert jiggling boobies for YOU... those bastards..... just another reason to hate the bejesus out of AOL... and Sports Illustrated should be ashamed of themselves...

by Eric on February 20, 2004 | Comments(7) | SWG Stories
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Yet another reason why I never looked at AOL after version 1.0, and I only used it then for about one day. POS!!!

posted by: Sam on February 20, 2004 12:25 PM

I guess you thought to try browsing the directories on the disk for a separate boobie program?

posted by: smijer on February 20, 2004 12:58 PM

yep, I sure did... those bastards made me waste an HOUR this mornin' trying to hack their boobie program... only to be denied.. damn, I hate AOL..

posted by: Eric on February 20, 2004 12:59 PM

Boobies or no, AOL sucks. Just wanted to say that. :^P

posted by: pam on February 20, 2004 01:00 PM

Sorry, but the SI swimsuit edition doesn't do a thing for me - guess that's a really good admission for me to make considering I've been married almost 25 years (to a man *G*). However, AOL sucks pond water!!! And they're damned difficult to get rid of once they've got hold of you.

I used to have it for my kids, when I went to cancel, it took 45 minutes on the phone saying NO - I DON'T WANT ANOTHER 3 MONTHS FREE - I WANT YOU GONE! Before they finally gave up.

Sorry you didn't get to see your babes though.

posted by: Teresa on February 20, 2004 11:54 PM

Agree... AOL is the pits. I will never run it on any PC I own. Good ridance!

posted by: Bob on February 25, 2004 12:05 PM

To be a human without passion is to be dead.

posted by: Brisk Danyel on May 3, 2004 01:28 PM