He's Bent...

..wow.... I don't EVEN want to know why he locked his dick up...

"A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.

Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.

A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."

Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw."

by Eric on February 23, 2004 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far:

A saw??? Jeez! Should have called a lock smith instead....duh!

posted by: jadarm on February 24, 2004 01:48 PM

SAW teeth are not the kind of teeth I want near my joint!

posted by: Ric on February 24, 2004 03:54 PM