Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"
...and....
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
They're not that bad. I laughed.
posted by: SayUncle on February 23, 2004 04:26 PMdangit... I try to keep the standards fairly low here.. sorry, I'll try harder...
posted by: Eric on February 23, 2004 04:28 PMShort and sweet and to the point. And funny. Nice job.
posted by: Goose on February 23, 2004 04:29 PMKeep your standards as high as you want. Just keep your morals low.
posted by: Goose on February 23, 2004 04:30 PM