Joke of the Day

....a fellow blogger saw this, and thought of me... heh... but, I normally prefer Scotch to beer, I have... on occasion... had a few.... SEE?

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

"24 hours in a day, 24! beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
Brian O'Rourke

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

by Eric on March 03, 2004 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far:

I got into the Ardbeg early tonight. That's the thing about having good Scotch in the house. I never lasts.

posted by: Geoffrey on March 3, 2004 06:00 PM

...more true words have never been spoken.

posted by: Eric on March 3, 2004 06:43 PM