Public Urination....

....seemingly, it is a big problem in Minneapolis.... some of their residents go out on a boozer, and end up letting it fly in garbage cans.... I mean, c'mon people... are you guys trying to tell me that you've not been out on a bender, and ended up using everything from the side of the road... to that bush in the city park.... to the corner of the pub when no one was looking?... sheesh.... gimme a break... you KNOW you have... outlawing public urination is just going to make criminals of honest drunks.... that's just wrong, dammit....

by Eric on March 07, 2004 | Comments(5) | Psycho Rants
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Comments so far:

I learned a hard urination lesson once.

Don't piss off a bar balconey when the only exit after you get thrown out is the door with the line of people under the balconey you just pissed off.

posted by: Geoffrey on March 7, 2004 04:02 PM

Damn, Geoffrey...what's that old saying?.. It's better to be pissed off than pissed on?.. How'd it turn out in the end, and what did you do with their bodies?

posted by: Eric on March 7, 2004 05:16 PM

I'll admit back then I was a major scrapper. However, even though I never hit the ground during the brawl that ensued, it was only because my buddy in line at the bar next door saw the action and came to save my ass.

posted by: Geoffrey on March 7, 2004 05:26 PM

...yep.. I've never pissed on anyone, but, I'd done my share of pissing them off in a bar... main trick is this, when it all goes down, it is NEVER one on one.. so, going with friends who'll back you is a must in a barfight.. unless you are a better man than I am..

posted by: Eric on March 7, 2004 05:31 PM

Better a line of people you will have to walk past than the third rail.

posted by: triticale on March 9, 2004 05:36 PM