Bad Joke of the Day...

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explains that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."

Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

Fresh from the morning E-mail...

by Eric on March 09, 2004 | Comments(2) | Jokes

Comments so far:

har, har, har... ; )

posted by: Key on March 9, 2004 05:53 PM

heh.. thanks, Key... I DO try to keep y'all entertained...

posted by: Eric on March 9, 2004 06:07 PM