Update on Friday's 5

... well, good Sunday morning, folks... it's a beautiful day here in Tennessee.. the sky is blue, the birds are chirping.. yadda, yadda... anyway, I've got a few updates on my Friday 5...

...I mentioned that one of the things I had to do this weekend was to cook dinner... I said that my chili was working on the stove, so I was cool... well, it was, and it was great... it went down like Gangbusters... but, Saturday morning, I realized why I hadn't made my chili in so long... why?.. well, it came OUT like Ghostbusters... (think ectoplasmic slime)... dayum, people... I came to the conclusion that I should patent my recipe, and sell it to the military.. the Marines in Cuba could feed my lovely Mexicanesque delight to the detainees... they'd grub that shit like it was going out of style.. it tastes so damn good.... then, the next day, remove all water and toilet paper from their cells... give each detainee one single napkin from Taco Bell... and wait... ladies and gentlemen, by 12 O'clock high, those bastards would tell you ANYthing you wanted to know.... you'll just have to trust me on that... hell, I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out than have to suffer another Saturday morning-after session like that... which reminds me.. I think I need a new chili recipe... I'm open to suggestions...

by Eric on March 14, 2004 | Comments(2) | SWG Stories

Comments so far:

Genius, Eric. What a great freaking idea!

posted by: Goose on March 14, 2004 12:28 PM

That sounds like a damn good Chile recipe tom me. Don't mess with it!!!

posted by: Jonathan on March 15, 2004 08:04 PM