Real Guts...

...heh.. personally, I don't know...*a'hem*... but, it seems to me that.... in the male psyche... penis size is often matched by self-confidence... got a big dick? well, look at Mr. GQ... sausage the size of a baby's arm?... you go, Studly.... here comes Mr. Tripod?... watch the wimmen swoon....

...words such as.... "oh, yes, he's very popular".... and, "he just oozes charisma"... are often followed by... "and he's hung like a moose"....

...yeah, whatthehellever... I knew it was bound to happen... and, it looks like it finally has... yep.... you guessed it... someone with a tiny pecker AND the courage to TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT....

...so, let that just be an example to you... don't mess with the little guy... heh... he's mad as hell, and he ain't gonna take it any more...

by Eric on March 20, 2004 | Comments(8) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

Quit picking on Howard Dean

posted by: Jim on March 20, 2004 08:22 AM

I can only imagine what "Exhibit A" will have to be.

posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on March 20, 2004 04:03 PM

..that's it EXACTLY, James... that dude may have a small tallywhacker... but, he's got some huge cajones...

posted by: Eric on March 20, 2004 04:07 PM

P.T. Barnum would be gratified!

posted by: Indigo on March 20, 2004 04:15 PM

The best way to enlarge your penis is to spank your monkey!

Shorty...

posted by: Madfish Willie on March 21, 2004 02:25 PM

The best way to enlarge your penis is to spank your monkey!

Shorty...

posted by: Madfish Willie on March 21, 2004 02:25 PM

D'oh!

How much money you think you'll get in the settlement?

posted by: Madfish Willie on March 21, 2004 02:26 PM

damn, Bartender... being drunk by 2 in the afternoon is bad... even for you, you bastard..

posted by: Eric on March 21, 2004 03:36 PM