Another Joke....

...I know I already posted one today, but this one really hits home...

The Scotsman and the Dentist

A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction, Sir" was the Dentist's reply.

"Och, huv yer no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction, Sir" said the Dentist.

"What about if yer din't use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Well it's highly unusual, Sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70," said the Dentist.

"Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of your dental trainees and still without anaesthetic" said the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism, and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40," said the Dentist.

"Och, that's still a bit much. How about if yer make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case," said the Dentist.

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman. "Can yer confirm an appointment for the wife for next Tuesday?"

by Eric on March 22, 2004 | Comments(5) | Jokes

Comments so far:

Damn Eric...Damn... Hey hey.

posted by: Sam on March 22, 2004 09:35 PM

Past midnight, no pic.

posted by: Geoffrey on March 23, 2004 12:44 AM

alright, alright... pic to be posted today around 5pm EST... sheesh...

posted by: Eric on March 23, 2004 06:47 AM

I've been ROBBED!

posted by: Geoffrey on March 23, 2004 07:39 AM

Ha ha! I usually see a punchline coming, but that one took me.

posted by: Velociman on March 23, 2004 06:36 PM