Joke of the Day...

Fresh from the morning e-mail....

because Harvey asked... here it is...

WHY FIREARMS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN....

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

by Eric on March 23, 2004 | Comments(6) | Jokes
Les Jones Blog links with: Thursday Gun Links #11
Les Jones Blog links with: Thursday Gun Links #11

Comments so far:

You can get a temporary silencer for a woman... it's called jewelry. :)

posted by: LeeAnn on March 23, 2004 10:56 AM

I don't like silent women anyway. I prefer them to be making moaning and gasping sounds.

By the way, Eric, you need something on top of this list like, "why handguns are better than women" or something.

posted by: Harvey on March 23, 2004 01:53 PM

LeeAnn... funny you should mention that... I've got an anniversary coming up next week... hmmm.. you really think that some jewelry will quiet her down?

Harvey... you bastard... ok, I updated the post.. I hope you're happy now..

posted by: Eric on March 23, 2004 05:53 PM

Tickled pink :-)

But I STILL prefer noisy women...

posted by: Harvey on March 24, 2004 03:38 PM

Well spoken, sir! How about "In some states, you are required by law to lock up your firearms when not in use"?

posted by: Bruce on April 1, 2004 10:55 AM

11) A handgun doesn't mind if you look at handgun magazines.

12) You can shoot a handgun as soon as you get it.

13) A handgun likes your folks

posted by: Frankie on April 7, 2004 08:42 PM