Prepare to be Boarded...

...BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA.....

""I don't think I've ever rowed harder in my entire life as I did trying to escape the otter -- that devilish creature had already attacked Scott and now it was coming back for more," said Noah Riner '06, who was in the second varsity eight at the time of the incident."

..hmmm... maybe if instead of "pushing" it back into the water with the oar, they'd have given it an almighty WHACK, it would have left them alone... but, I must report that no otters were harmed in the writing of this post....

Update: SWG does not condone randomly beating otters with oars... BUT, if one tries to bite me, I'm gonna thump it, rest assured....

by Eric on April 13, 2004 | Comments(3) | Psycho Rants

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Knock that hairy little mutherfucker out, Jack!

posted by: Madfish Willie on April 13, 2004 11:29 AM

Doesn't it depend on what you mean by "randomly"? If you're talking about, for example, a Newsweek Presidential preference poll, "randomly", means "deliberately targeted", so you should support that kind of otter-whackin'

posted by: Harvey on April 13, 2004 02:45 PM

...I just re-read this... and, maybe it is just me, but does "whacking your otter" sound kinda naughty?...

posted by: Eric on April 13, 2004 05:06 PM