Random Violence...

... I am a peaceable fellow.... not really prone to violence... but, I can totally relate to this gentleman.... I once, in an alcohol fueled fit of rage, attempted to bladerunner a fellow jarhead... nasty business... but, the movie is a bust.. eyes are a LOT harder to rip from someone's grape than they depicted in the film... what a let down....

... all in all, tis better to live your life having not lost any body parts... even if it was just a nibble... for this reason, I refuse to get that piercing I've been contemplating... is the doughnut whole without it's center?.. I think not, friends... so, with that said, there will be no market for SWG Doughnut Holes... I shall die, dear friends, with all my bits.... I hope....

by Eric on April 21, 2004 | Comments(1) | Psycho Rants

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He called that a "minor altercation"??? Good lord......I suppose that's Mike Tysons excuse, too. "I wounded him unknowlingly". Riiiiiiiiight. LOL.

posted by: Asherah on April 21, 2004 07:17 AM