I'd Rather....

...fresh from the morning e-mail....

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

by Eric on April 21, 2004 | Comments(7) | Jokes

Comments so far:

hahaha that's great

posted by: Jaded Angel on April 21, 2004 08:31 AM

Excellent!!!

posted by: drc on April 21, 2004 08:33 AM

that's hilarious ;)

posted by: UptownGirl on April 21, 2004 11:07 AM

I am officially refusing to comment on whether, or how often, I have made this choice, myself.

posted by: Harvey on April 21, 2004 11:31 AM

cute.

now. when are you going to be my munu neighbor?

posted by: Key on April 21, 2004 05:36 PM

Heh. God Bless home.

posted by: Shem on April 22, 2004 05:07 AM

hee!

posted by: scorpy on April 22, 2004 08:39 AM