Sunday Insult...

... speaking of the Rolling Stones... word up, people, I have an announcement.. I have discovered the source of Mick Jagger’s dance routine...

... I am… understandably.. slightly hesitant to share… but, I cannot keep this secret from you… after all, how many times have you looked on in horror as Mick funkified a stage.. and wondered what spastic retard he hired to teach him that crap?..

... well, this very morning, all was made clear… as is the way of a great epiphany, you never see it coming until it’s knocking at your door…. so, what is the source?…well, I cannot give you all of the gory details, but it is sufficient to say that at some point.. very early in his career… Mick Jagger cooked bacon while nude… it should be known forthwith and hereafter, that I cannot dance… being straight.. and white… I am accursed that way.. but, I have been informed, much to my dismay, that I can do a mean Mick impersonation while preparing brunch on a rainy Sunday…

by Eric on May 02, 2004 | Comments(4) | Psycho Rants

Comments so far:

All the more reason to use the microwave.

posted by: Norman on May 2, 2004 03:35 PM

Serendipity. Ain't it great?

In case your gyrations weren't wholly effective, try some benzocaine. It will, however, put a damper on certain activities, as it is desensitizing.

Or just don't. You're a Marine. You can deal.


posted by: maura on May 2, 2004 04:20 PM

What the hell were you thinking?

No sympathy from me. You have to have a masochistic streak a mile wide to cook bacon in the nude!

posted by: Key on May 2, 2004 05:42 PM

I have often warned of the dangers of cooking in the nude. Blogging? That's one thing. But anything involving a source of fire/heat, and any compound which might splatter, pop or splash and therefore come into contact with bare flesh is highly dangerous.

posted by: Nee on May 3, 2004 09:04 AM