Thumbs...

... as some of you may remember, I've got my failings... sure, sure... I know that comes as a complete surprise to some of you people, but hey... it's true... I have my weaknesses....

... when it comes to opposite sex, there are certain cues that definitely tweak my inner-perv.... dark hair... shining eyes hidden ever-so-slightly behind prescription eye-glasses.... hair coiffed up in a ponytail so that the delicate back of the neck can be seen.... good God, people... that'll do it every time..... clinically, it is known as a Librarian Fetish... (depending on what kind of clinic it is that you attend) .... but wow... give me a brunette in a button-up shirt and I'm down for the count... or up for the occasion... iffen you know what I mean....

... as a fine example, for instance, does anyone remember that scene in "Dogma" where Salma Hayek is stripping?... well, yeah... that pretty much nails it... curves, glasses, dark hair, pig-tails, ripping that shirt open at just the right moment.... oh, and the chewing gum... mercy sakes.. the chewing gum was a very nice touch... and the thumb sucking... that friggin' rocked..... of course, while I am thinking of it, she looked pretty damn smokin' in those pantaloons in "Wild West" too.... but that is a subject for another day.... I don't want to get too worked up here right now....

... see, today is Joe's 39th birthday... and I happen to know that he shares my fascination with Salma....so in celebration of his latest lap around the Sun, here are some photographs that I dug up while surfing the internet....

... hey, they certainly pleased me... I hope they please him too....

... Happy Birthday, big guy.... now start posting on your damn blog again....

salma-hayek-0084.jpg

.... just gaze upon that look of sheer abandon... wow....

salma-hayek-0090.jpg

.... notice the sweeping curves of the hips...

salma-hayek-0095.jpg

... that's it, babydoll.... shake that thing.... slowly...

salma-hayek-0088.jpg

... oh yeah.... smile for daddy....

salma-hayek-0087.jpg

... I love it when she teases me like that... damnation...


salma-hayek-0086.jpg

... three words, people... oh.my.God....

... and the final knife in my heart?.... Joe has already bagged it.....

joe_birthday2.jpg

... truly, there is no justice in this world.... Happy Birthday, Joe.... you stud....

by Eric on July 09, 2006 | Bullshit (13) | TrackBack (0) | Blogging
Bullshit So Far

I better stop wearing my long hair in a ponytail, Cat

Bullshitted by Catfish on July 9, 2006 08:42 AM

Dude,
Hands down, the best gift for him! With these he can supplement the fantasy image in his head with a whole montage. He's going to love this, once he can see again. I gather he and his host really celebrated last night!

Bullshitted by Michele on July 9, 2006 10:07 AM

LOL! Great job! I'm not sure anyone is going to be able to top that!

Bullshitted by Moogie on July 9, 2006 10:09 AM

"Librarian Fetish" Awesome.Ya booked there dude.

Bullshitted by DanToom on July 9, 2006 11:26 AM

Richmond will tell you (as we were on the phone when I first saw it) I had no idea who "that chick" was when I first saw the picture. *grin* But if she makes you guys... ummm... happy - then it's a perfect present for T1G. I'm sure you'll have all the guys here for the next little while - drooling over the pictures. ROFL.

Bullshitted by Teresa on July 9, 2006 12:01 PM

Perfect, Eric. Just perfect! : )

Bullshitted by Richmond on July 9, 2006 01:00 PM

MMmmmmm.....I love Salma. Mmmmmm.....buxom brunettes make me happy.

Bullshitted by Evilicious Blonde on July 9, 2006 02:13 PM

*snicker*

Bullshitted by oddybobo on July 9, 2006 03:09 PM

Dang dude, did you see the way she was looking at me with that come here big boy.........I think she wants me.

Bullshitted by Wm H on July 9, 2006 07:52 PM

Wow. Now that is a great gift.

Bullshitted by VW Bug on July 9, 2006 07:59 PM

Eric, dude, you know you're just being an enabler...

Bullshitted by Elisson on July 9, 2006 08:52 PM

Frickin' sweet, Eric! Thanks a hell of a lot!!!

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on July 10, 2006 03:38 AM

WooHoo! I love the thumb sucking pic. Wow! Just wow!

Bullshitted by Tammi on July 10, 2006 07:46 PM